OK, so here it is. I have a blog. Now what? Here I was thinking that I was going to take the internet by storm. People would be logging on everyday to read my every little thought because I am so wise and interesting. I have so much to say, and so many stories to tell, and I've already bored my friends and family to death with my elaborately descriptive word-smithing! So here I come internet world! Brace yourselves for the awesomness that is my every word!
(Crickets chirping)
And here it is. Writer's block.
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
How could this happen to me? Why God, why? The masses are awaiting my clever take on every benign issue in the world. They crave my sarcastic wit. They need to know how skilled I am at giving 10 minutes of background to tell a 5 minute story about a 1 minute event. They are anxiously waiting to know my opinions on everything from yoga (aka human origami) to politics.
But alas, they must be kept waiting and wanting. Such a disappointment to the throng of potential stalker fans I'm sure are holding their breath to hang on my every word.
Fear not world. I shall return to avenge my good name. Until then .....peace out.
(Crickets chirping)
And here it is. Writer's block.
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
How could this happen to me? Why God, why? The masses are awaiting my clever take on every benign issue in the world. They crave my sarcastic wit. They need to know how skilled I am at giving 10 minutes of background to tell a 5 minute story about a 1 minute event. They are anxiously waiting to know my opinions on everything from yoga (aka human origami) to politics.
But alas, they must be kept waiting and wanting. Such a disappointment to the throng of potential stalker fans I'm sure are holding their breath to hang on my every word.
Fear not world. I shall return to avenge my good name. Until then .....peace out.